Banana Republic

August 22, 2008

Village Council Elections in Banana Republic

There are small not-so-important elections scheduled in two insignificant small villages in the Banana Republic and everything goes very well there. There are no major incident except couple of houses, buildings and vehicles being burnt due to bad electricity lines. At least no one got killed though couple of people had minor injuries – not due to violence – but due to reasons like treading on a banana peel. A top minister’s brother is in hospital by cutting his leg – all by himself – with a scythe while harvesting his paddyfields. An actor who cannot dance got injured while trying a difficult dancing step. A retired soldier did not get injured yet but his reputation – if he had any left – was badly damaged by wearing the national dress inside out. He was only comfortable and looked good in his uniform. However, the two old dogs in the two village councils will win by absolute fair play at the end. This will be another triumph of democrazy in the Banana Republic.

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